Yeah, I am a dude, I like woman...a lot. Most of the time I am thinking "that chick is hot" "she is not hot" "I want to listen to Slayer" or "man am i fucked up". I like bars, and shows, and any other place I can find attractive people. But Craig's List...read this shit. If I think there is any chance my penis is ending up on the floor, I see no no possible reason to hook up with chicks from here:
Casual encounters -
I need someone to write a 5 page paper on the pros and cons of global outsourcing so that I can paint my nails instead. Also, you could help me with another homework assignment if you'd be willing to let me take pictures of you shirtless, blindfolded, and smoking a cigarette with dotted lines indicating where to cut to remove your vital organs. P.S. I am hot. Thanks!
FUCK...come on, I don't thinks so....
and what about this one...
Hey I am Mandy. I am 25. I've heard great things about these personals & figured it couldn't hurt to put one of these things up just to find out what's out there. My hair is brown, I am 5'4 tall. I have nice 36 C breasts. If you contact me bear in mind that I'm not looking for a soul mate just friends and fuck buddies. If your interested contact me and I will respond with pictures of myself. I just did not feel comfortable posting them on here.
Let me translate that to regular people...hi, my name is Mandy, i have herpies, i love to get drunk and fuck a different dude every day. I love BJ's, HJ's, and ZJ's. Please shit in my mouth...
come on people, the internet is great, but put in some fucking effort.
...and if you are a hot single woman looking to hook up, i am 24, love music, and am very caring in bed...eamil me with pics.